Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Fernwood Inn | 1302 Gladstone Avenue | Victoria



The small neighborhoods, or villages, that dot Victoria are one of the city's hidden charms.  Some are more interesting than others, James Bay Village in particular feels like an open air home for the elderly and the boring, but with a range of independent businesses and often unique architecture they all have their own appeal. Fernwood Village always seems peaceful, rather than boring and at midday that's a welcome change from downtown and the rush of Blackberry-wielding power suits who pull down six figures but have all the social graces of water buffalo.

Monday, April 4, 2011

In Pictures: The 2011 Capital City Tattoo Convention



The 2011 Capital City Tattoo Convention was held at Victoria's Pearkes Arena on March 18-20.  I do not have any tattoos - I have a hard enough time committing to a pair of shoes - but I find body art fascinating and the convention didn't disappoint, with people sporting body mods, gaping holes where holes are not typically expected and subcutaneous ink galore.  There was also that most impressive of alternative culture traits - the triangular goatee.  It's special not only because it can't be grown by just anyone but because to sport one instantly makes you look like you should be playing guitar for Metallica or chasing Denzel Washington across the bayou in a fanboat.

The three-day event also featured tattoo artists from across Canada & the United States, along with vendors like Steve Drane Harley Davidson & a man selling organic coffee who could also wield nunchuks in an impressive fashion.  To his credit the nunchuks were not part of his sales pitch.

There was a constant line up of bands that played the festival beer garden over the weekend.  Some talented local groups, like Fast Machine (whose lead singer is known to cause an uncomfortable tightness in the trousers), Turnpike Bandits (whose lead singer wears uncomfortably tight trousers) & convention closer Black Hat Villain (who wore no trousers) blew the eardrums off an appreciative crowd. There were also a handful of performers like Bloody Betty & Russ Fox:  The Human Tacklebox

What follows is a photo recap from the final day of the convention, including a performance by the charming & erudite Russ Fox, a performance by Black Hat Villain and a handful of contestants in the Capital City Best of Show awards.

Friday, April 1, 2011

A Bullet for Dumbo

Recently, Bob Parsons, founder & CEO of GoDaddy.com shot an elephant in the village of Labola, Zimbabwe and then posted a video of the kill online. Now the interwebs are afire with cries of "1-2-3-4! When our domain comes up for renewal we won't renew with you...anymore!" Animal rights group PETA have branded Parsons "Scummiest CEO of the Year", canceled their GoDaddy account and said they won't be his friend anymore. All over the world groups of white-collar workers have emerged from their fallout shelter to find themselves shocked at the possible existence of a morally bankrupt CEO.